Alright, so you wanna know about this Newhart schoolloop thing, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I can piece things together. Sounds like this Newhart is some kinda school, maybe a middle school from what I heard. And this “schoolloop” thing? Probably somethin’ on the computer, like them young folks always messin’ with.
First off, this Newhart place. Seems like it’s in some place called Capistrano Unified School District. Sounds fancy, right? But it just means it’s a school in a big area. They got rules there, like no bullyin’ and stuff, “prohibits discrimination” they call it. Sounds like they’re tryin’ to keep them kids in line, which is good, I reckon. Kids these days, always up to no good, need a firm hand, ya know?
Now, if you live in that big Capistrano area but not right next door to Newhart, maybe you gotta jump through some hoops to get your kid in there. Sounds like a whole lot of fuss to me. Back in my day, you just went to the school down the road, simple as that. No fancy districts or nothin’.
- Newhart Middle School: A school, prolly for them kids that ain’t little no more but ain’t grown up yet neither.
- Capistrano Unified School District: The big area where the school is. Like a county, I guess.
- Schoolloop: This is where it gets tricky. Sounds like some kinda computer thing, maybe where they put the grades and homework and stuff. You know, like them fancy phones everyone’s got now. They share videos on it too, apparently. “Share your videos with friends, family” they say. Kids and their videos these days…
They even got a TV show called “Newhart”! Can you believe it? This fella, Dick Loudon, and his wife Joanna, they up and leave the big city, New York, to run some kinda small inn in Vermont. I don’t know what an “inn” is, maybe some fancy hotel for rich folks. Anyways, this Dick fella writes them “how-to” books. Guess he knows a thing or two. This TV show was on for a long time, eight seasons they say, back in the eighties. That was a good time, ya know? Things were simpler.
Now, this school, Newhart, some folks say it’s real good. Teachers are nice and helpful, they say. But then again, some teachers are better than others, just like in any school. That’s just how it is, ain’t it? You got good eggs and bad eggs everywhere you go.
There’s also talk about some cafe, the Minuteman Cafe. Sounds like a place to get a bite to eat. But this fella, Kirk, he wants to sell it, and they gonna put in one of them fast food joints. You know, the kind with the burgers and fries. Times are changin’, I guess. Everything’s gotta be fast now.
So, what’s the bottom line on this Newhart schoolloop? Well, it’s a school, a good one from what I hear, in a big district. They got rules, and they use them computers for grades and stuff, even sharing videos. There’s even a TV show with the same name, but I reckon that ain’t got nothin’ to do with the school, just a funny coincidence. And things are always changin’, cafes turnin’ into fast food places. That’s life, ya know? You gotta roll with the punches.
And if you’re tryin’ to get your grandkid into that Newhart school, good luck to ya! Sounds like a whole lotta paperwork and hoopla. Back in my day, you just walked ‘em to school and that was that. Kids these days, they got it too easy and too complicated all at the same time. But that’s just an old lady’s opinion, don’t mind me.
Tags: [Newhart Middle School, Capistrano Unified School District, Schoolloop, Education, Vermont, TV Show, Dick Loudon, Bob Newhart, Mary Frann]